I was about to throw out this packaging for a multi-roll gaggle of Winn-Dixie store-brand “bath tissue,” when I decided to read what their marketing department wrote on the back. I found it funny that a package of toilet paper would have the following phrases on it:
“Meatloaf. Chicken and rice. Spaghetti. Must be leftover night!”
“…repurposing and reliving the best of dinner…”
“So pass the potatoes. And the steak. And the ham. And the…”
Sorry that I didn’t get a photo before the package was opened, but let’s just say that this particular brand of toilet paper shouldn’t be found in the house of a man who wants women around and I won’t be buying any more of it (not the softest.)
(originally posted on 10/31/2012)
