Pen Grenades Webcomics

Maw ya better get over here, I can’t figger out how to work this danged fan

danschubarth — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:06:03 +0000

I bought a little 4″ electric fan awhile back at Target to help cool down my computer. Not only is it adorable as far as fans go, it is quite simple to use. Let me tell you how to use this little 4″ electric fan: On the back near the top, in a conspicuous place, [...]

Comic Craft: Michael Kupperman’s “Tales to Thrizzle”

bhagen — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:22:17 +0000

Click on the image to read the comic. I’ll wait. Today’s “Comic Craft” focuses on cartoonist Michael Kupperman. If you’re not familiar with Kupperman, his latest book is Mark Twain’s Autobiography 1910-2010. This 4-panel strip is from his comic book Tales Designed to Thrizzle #1. Get where he’s coming from yet? Let me be more clear: [...]

Get Drunk To Feed Hungry People

danschubarth — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:49:12 +0000

So if I buy two drinks, thereby contributing two dollars towards feeding a hungry person, and then I get hungry myself, do you think they’ll give me one of those $2 tacos?

Oh Don’t Mind Me

danschubarth — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:36:40 +0000

Sure, this is exactly what I want to look at every time I have a seat in the bathroom.

Machete

danschubarth — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:36:25 +0000

Is it wise to give a nine year old kid a machete and then show him how to juggle it? Just asking.

Technical Repairs Underway

justingreen — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 20:23:36 +0000

Our stores, archives and blogs are still accessible during this time of trial-and-error research. Please stayed tuned for our gala re-launching later this Winter.

New Numbers

justingreen — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:53:14 +0000

testing 123

Pet Christmas

bhagen — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:44:39 +0000

This one’s cute. Remember that when my next Christmas cartoon arrives in a day.

Simple Answers

justingreen — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:41:50 +0000

Untitled

bhagen — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:46:07 +0000

There just aren’t enough cats taking a stance these days.

Silver Bells

justingreen — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:00:26 +0000

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in holiday style In the air there’s a feeling Of Christmas Children laughing, people passing Meeting smile after smile And on every street corner you’ll hear Silver bells Silver bells It’s Christmas time in the city Ring-a-ling Hear them ring Soon it will be Christmas Day

Xavier Gangster, or Musketeer Don’t Care

bhagen — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 18:23:09 +0000

Biff! Bam! Rat-a-tat-tat! What? A Cincinnati basketball game going from fair play to insults? To flying fists? To body-bag threats? Perhaps the Xavier / University of Cincinnati rivalry shouldn’t be called the “Crosstown Shootout.” Go team!!! But don’t take my word for it. Let’s listen to damage control from Xavier player Tu Holloway: “We’re grown men [...]

Cancer Cartoon

bhagen — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:47:19 +0000

We’re all going to die someday. Why not bet on it? Just think – every time you lose, you win.

Nursery Perversity Rhymes

bhagen — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:13:55 +0000

Up from the depths of Deep Dream Diving.

A New Leaf

justingreen — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 11:00:59 +0000