Hello again! Today is an oldie but a goodie. I’m not really sure how I acquired this relic from Brian’s past, but aren’t you glad that I did? This is genuine documentation of Brian’s meteoric rise from being a lousy waiter to a mediocre one at the Wolfgang Puck’s fine chain dining experience all those years ago! Now you can pester me to auction this thing off on ebay all you want, it’s just not gonna happen, so don’t even think (unless you really want to give me a giant bag of money) about it.
(originally posted on 11/27/2011)