I can’t believe I live in a world so wonderful that it has “Macaroni Penguins.” Evolution is awesome – a penguin naturally stuffed with macaroni! On my next visit to “The Sushi Igloo,” I know what I’m ordering.
I’ve been sick for several days. I’m quite surprised to say that although I was knocked out, my sense of humor wasn’t. 4 new cartoons grew out of the sick days. However, this would never have happened if my wife hadn’t been at my side, flat on the bed, just as sick and bored as me. We threw jokes at one another to pass the time, and she was one urging me to get up and write down the good ones.
I wonder why I never moved my sketchbook next to the bed? It’s good to be nearly back to normal.
Hello again! My computer is now fixed and I’m back in business. Today is an oldie but a goodie. I’m not really sure how I acquired this relic from Brian’s past, but aren’t you glad that I did? This is genuine documentation of Brian’s meteoric rise from being a lousy waiter to a mediocre one at the Wolfgang Puck’s fine chain dining experience all those years ago! Now you can pester me to auction this thing off on ebay all you want, it’s just not gonna happen, so don’t even think (unless you really want to give me a giant bag of money) about it.