Pen Grenades

I don’t smoke, so I’m turning to an expert:

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?

“Non-smokers die every day.

“Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the first to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality…You’re dead too.

-Bill Hicks